Peering into shadows

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Partner: they don’t wear aprons?

Me: no.

Partner: I’d worry about spills, but okay. At least they’re wearing name tags.

Me: the name tags just say, “hi. I work here.”

Partner: … why?

Me: when I worked in a fabric store as a teen … (launches in a tale where the only customers who ever call you by your name are the ones who want you to follow them around the store so they can use you as a living shopping cart instead of, you know, actually getting a shopping cart).

(not that I’m still bitter about that)

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